Mandy and Alli were at the table with pens and paper writing and drawing. Mandy passed her pad of paper over to Alli, and I asked what she was doing.
“Alli is going to draw a bed for me,” she said. Alli took her pen and slowly started drawing a circle. She kept looping and looping until she had a giant scribble:
“Use an instrument–go to jail. That’s the law.” Ha ha! I love it!
I am an a cappella freak. I freely admit.
Anyway, dissing the organ recently on Facebook made me think of this Take 6 track, and some other great instrument jokes. I think I’ll try to offend some other instrumentalists to kind of spread things out from just offending organists.
Let me get this out of the way first though: the bagpipes. Really, wouldn’t even considering them an instrument be absurd flattery?!
Q: What’s the different between a trampoline and an accordion?
A: You take your shoes off to jump on the trampoline.
Q: What do you call 1000 banjos at the bottom of the sea?
A: A good start.
Q: What is the least-used sentence in the English language?
A: “Is that the banjo player’s Porsche?”
Q: What is the difference between a piano and a guitar?
A: The piano burns longer.
Q: What is a gentleman?
A: Someone who knows how to play the harmonica, but doesn’t.