And a big “thank you” to the Imperials. It was about time for a new answering machine message, I’ve had this in the works for quite some time.

Click on the player to hear the new message.

Of course listening to it here the quality is pristine. If you call me it’s probably just a bunch of noisy static.

My home phone number isn’t bleeped on the real thing of course. But I don’t really like the phone ringing, so I certainly don’t want to put my phone on the internet.