Went to the dentist again today. And since last time I complained so much about the ineffectiveness of Valium, today I experimented with a new drug.

He gave me Halcion. It is the lamest excuse for a drug that I’ve tried in quite some time. What a crock. That stuff wouldn’t slow down a wheelchair-bound arthritic senior citizen.

I did a little poking around on the internet tonight, and it looks like the stuff is merely a pathetic sleeping pill. How lame is that.

He feigned surprise at how little I claimed it was affecting me. He said it usually really knocked people out. I explained to him that I am very resistant to medication, and he concurred that I certainly must be.

Maybe next time I’ll try one of each.