The ITF constituency has waited quite some time for this momentous occasion, and it is with great pride and pompousness that ITF brings you an Ode to the Egg — a study in the average American male’s connectivity to his deepest emotions.

There’s something immensely gratifying about reaching down into the deepest part of yourself and gathering essential substance from the core of your emotional being and releasing it in poetic form. It doesn’t happen without cost, no, in fact it is quite emotionally exhausting. But certainly worth every effort.

I feel this is one of my most polished, elegant, and dignified poetic works. Some day I hope to publish a leather-bound volume of my poetic masterpieces, suitable for display on coffeetables everywhere, ready to take the forefront in America’s living room conversations.

Iced Tea Forever is proud to present:

Ode to the Egg

Eggs are fluffy, eggs are neat,
Eggs are healthy, what a treat!

A boiled egg is truly fine,
I could eat them all the time.

Cayenne pepper, but a dash
is how I add a brilliant flash!

Give the shell a solid whack,
Soon you’ll have a healthy snack!

High in protein, low in fat–
Eggs are really where it’s at.

Eggs a’cooking on the stove,
a culinary treasure trove!

Salt and pepper, just a shake,
Then your eggs will take the cake!

Eggs for supper, eggs for lunch,
Give me eggs, I need a bunch!

–Tom Troyer, Copyright April 2005

Here is a zip file of some dictation notes (0.2MB) I made when I first started working on this masterpiece. These audio notes date back to early June of ’04.