It don’t take no dental doctorate to detect there is something very wrong with this picture.
Ow. Tomorrow afternoon, three o’clock, me and the doc and much valium and halcion will take this little beast on and battle to the death.
Remember me.
If this is the last post I ever make, please recall with fondness how much all the ITF constituents mean to me. You’ve been shining beacons in stormy nights, cool breezes on scorching days, tall glasses of peach iced tea in barren deserts, reaffirming friends in troubling moments, burden-sharers in times of affliction, and co-rejoicers in periods of victory.
My triumphant return in this new skirmish will stand as a testament to the support I feel from all of you!
8 Responses
November 8th, 2005 at 12:29 am
Now lookee here, Brer Troyer.
You need to skip all those drugs and settle for a swig of Coke Classic.
And the theatrics too — skip ’em. Just quit making such a big deal of a mere whitewashing job.
The way I figure it, a little Liquid Paper ought to cover up those numbers on the left tooth.
All your grandstanding…. Pah!
“It don’t take no dental doctorate to detect there is something very wrong with this picture.”
Of course there’s something wrong with that tooth! To my knowledge, none of my teeth have any writing on them. (Then again, I can’t get my digital camera inside my mouth to get a neat photo like yours.)
Sigh
November 8th, 2005 at 12:38 am
Honey please be careful. I’ll be there to drive you home. Don’t leave until I get there. Love you, Jewel
November 8th, 2005 at 1:03 am
Dude, I feel your pain…
The Baritone
November 8th, 2005 at 10:27 am
Hang tough Tom. It will all be over with soon. I would give you some of my Vicodin but I just can’t part with it. I guard that bottle carefully to keep it handy for special situations of pain. I still have a refill of 60 tablets! LOL
November 8th, 2005 at 10:45 am
There’s suspicioulsy been a lot of valium and halcion: you’re not buggering up your teeth on purpose?
And I know teeth and child labour are 2 very different things but it gives you a knew appreciation for women who give birth without the help of drugs, eh?
But really, I don’t envy you at all. I don’t know what will hurt more: the mouth or the bill.
-Kaitlyn
November 8th, 2005 at 10:46 am
and that ‘knew’ is actually ‘new.’ But I’m sure you would have caught that.
-Kaitlyn
November 8th, 2005 at 7:15 pm
Better switch to a sugar free ice tea to keep those teeth STRONG!!!!
BTW..quit being such a baby about the dentist…it was cute at first but now it’s just annoying :) (humor)
November 8th, 2005 at 10:40 pm
I would have loved to make some heart-felt remarks on men and pain, but I had all four of my wisdom teeth cut out all at once, so I am very polite to anyone who has anything done in the tooth area.
Tom, I give to you my deepest sympathies. May the pain be nonexistent, the get-well cards abundant, the flowers fake (save you the asthma attack…..), the jello fulfilling, and the nurse charming.
Ag
P.S. BUT, it might help matters if you TRIED drinking water…..it may actually IMPROVE your “image” that you are seeking so hard to protect.