So we went in to the courthouse yesterday to get our marriage license. Yes, five days before the wedding. I didn’t know they interrogated you so fiercely. Lotso questions. Where was my Dad born ! How should I know!
So I made an excellent guess. Confidently. I didn’t figure they needed to know that I was just making an intelligent surmisation.
But the question that cracked me up was something else. It was along the lines of “Are you now under the influence of drugs or alcohol?”
Ha ha! I could hardly keep a straight face. No, I wasn’t, thanks for asking.
So anyway, obviously ITF has slowed the pace in recent days. And it shall continue to be so for awhile yet. I’m sorry about that, I know how upset it makes you, but that’s just the way it is. There have been a number of blogworthy occurrences lately, there just hasn’t been the time to give you the benefit of them. But ITF will be back in full swing before you know it.
And just think of the overhaul and upgrades occurring at ITF headquarters. After this weekend, ITF Editor will be a married man! ITF will have gained an Executive Director!
19 Responses
June 21st, 2005 at 9:14 pm
Hopefully ITF’s executive director will be in charge of content and quality control.
:)
June 21st, 2005 at 9:50 pm
Paul: Do ya think she’ll increase the quality of the singing?
-“worst lead singer” anon
June 21st, 2005 at 9:52 pm
Maybe we should send the new executive director “to be” a sympathy card. No, just kidding!!!
June 21st, 2005 at 11:07 pm
That means ITF will get a face-lift and a great and much needed dose of femininity! The crowd goes wild! We need more girls in here!
I LOVE BEING A GIRL!
Ag
June 22nd, 2005 at 12:10 am
Ag…Thank goodness that you “love being a girl!!!” (huh???!!!)
June 22nd, 2005 at 7:55 am
Only an executive director? Wake up, ITF, you’re getting a whole new level of management. Welcome to the real world. :) I’m loving it.
June 22nd, 2005 at 10:47 am
I’m glad, Ag, because I love being a guy!!
The Baritone
June 22nd, 2005 at 5:02 pm
Baritone, we COULD read a WHOLE lot into THAT statement…
But we won’t, will we?
June 22nd, 2005 at 5:06 pm
Arbyzee, as a dear great-aunt of mine said, “My husband may be the head of the household…but I’m the neck, and I make sure he’s looking where he needs to!” You have the management thing right, but funny, it’s not that painful.
:)
June 22nd, 2005 at 5:46 pm
HA! Paul you are so hysterical. I had to think that through several times before it hit me. You amuse me!
Ag
June 22nd, 2005 at 7:29 pm
Go ITF! I’m happy for you.
June 22nd, 2005 at 8:29 pm
Yeah, Baritone, we could go so far with that you’d never find your way back!
Paul, I howled over that one.
June 23rd, 2005 at 12:34 am
Mr. Baritone, these guys aren’t worth listening to! Just shut ’em out and turn a deaf ear.
Ag
June 23rd, 2005 at 6:37 am
You arent getting worried, are you Ag?
June 23rd, 2005 at 6:43 am
Yeah for ITF’s “Executive Director”!!! I am sure the quality will be much enhanced by her joining the team.
Wow ITF you have more than doubled your “staff” in just two months you started out with just an editor and now you have an OTA as well as an Executive Director!! I guess this means ITF is pretty succesful?
June 23rd, 2005 at 8:11 am
Smart, anon, very smart.
Susie, isn’t it great? I knew from the very beginning that ITF would be a raging success.
Ag
June 23rd, 2005 at 8:08 pm
Is this to be Tom’s last post from a single man’s perspective? Tom, I think your loyal readers deserve one last article prior to your wedding! How about one on last-minute nerves?
June 23rd, 2005 at 10:28 pm
Congratulations from Idaho Tom!
Jacob Bushnell
June 24th, 2005 at 1:08 am
Thanks for all the comments people. Things are getting pretty wild around here! Paul, refer to the wool socks post. I have nerves of steel.
Usually.
I’ll be fine.