Back to that Torture Chamber Known as the Dentist
I’m back. Forced into the electric dentist chair. The clock is ticking, it’s just a more fleeting minutes. i’ve already taken my coping methind, myu valim pills. There starting to ckik in, and you know, I’m feleling better about the whole atrocity, but still, even with chemcical support, the dread and fear and dark storm clouds of dreadufl anticipation loom frightening just right over head, threatening to crush my indomitable and indefatigable declining spirit. I don’ts want to go, the peoploe are nice, I like the dentist, he’s a good guy, he has small hands, he likes to joke around with me, which I get a kick out of, and I’m not afraid to tell him what I think about the whole dentist profession,a nd he kinda likes my refreshing honest I feel. but at the same time he thinks it’s no big deal, well of corse he wouldn’t, he’s on the OTHER end of the drill and pick and amalgam and suction and grinders and every manny of devious inhume instruments. Sorry, I have MUHC MUCH more to say but I have to leave now. Pray for me.
8 Responses
August 30th, 2006 at 3:01 pm
Har! That stuff sure looks like it works.
August 30th, 2006 at 3:51 pm
Well, I just got one of those new split keyboards and I haven’t got used to it yet. I think that was the problem.
August 30th, 2006 at 4:18 pm
I love split keyboards!
Ummm… you never proofread?
August 30th, 2006 at 7:04 pm
You are so funny. Was your spelling that affected by your fear? But I do share your feelings. I have told my husband and dentist that I would rather have a baby than go to the dentist. They wonder what is wrong with me!!!!
August 30th, 2006 at 9:14 pm
I say, show us a picture of you with your split keybeard.
Is the part running north-south or east-west?
(Please, naturally.)
August 30th, 2006 at 9:32 pm
Me dinks sumone had has two mich to drunk. (Hic)…
August 31st, 2006 at 9:01 am
What’s the problem ?? I really do not mind goin to the dentist.:) I love when they ask questions when they have both their hands in your mouth.I miss those little white bowls you had to spit in..or not!! ask any woman over 40 about Dr.’s and tests…the dentist is a breeze!!!
September 1st, 2006 at 2:09 am
I agree….childbirth over dentist ANYTIME. You could pretend to have a severe emotional problem, you know throw chairs and stuff, and they’d knock you out for their safety. Now there’s an idea!