At the Den of Iniquity:

“MOOCHO FREEO!!! MOOEY FREEO!!!”

On the way to an appointment:

“We’re not late, we’re not early.”

In the grocery store:

“We need a gallon of Hominy.”

Dumping something that had been in the fridge for a long time:

“This is very disturbing. It looks like motor oil.”

Dumping something else that had been in the fridge for a long time:

“That SOUNDED like motor oil!”