My wife was going through some old school papers tonight and she was reading some of them to me.

She read this one that she wrote in high school as Screwtape or Wormwood writing a letter to whoever they wrote to or whatever. The letter kept referring to a character named “Thomes” (rhymes with ‘homes’). Thomes this, Thomes that, then she suddenly sheepishly and surprisedly said, “Oh, it’s Thomas.”

I laughed and laughed.

She’s posted a few things at my expense, so I thought a little payback was in order!