My wife loves to collect coupons. She snips and cuts and nips and tucks and collects piles of them. Recently she morosely said, “I had to throw out a whole bunch of coupons, they were expired.” It made her very sad.

Her favorite ones are fast food coupons. She loves them! She accumulates them with a fervent passion. She’ll guard pizza and hamburger coupons with her life.

McDonalds is her favorite restaurant in the whole wide world. If I want to make her very happy I can just say, “Let’s go to McDonald’s!!”

The other night I said to her, you’re a nurse, you loved your nutrition class, I just don’t understand how you can like fast food so much!

She replied with her trademark room-brightening mile-wide beaming grin and said, “It’s my weakness, honey!!”