I’ve never been good with finding stuff. In the shop, in the store, at work, I can’t find anything anywhere. I make a bad go-fer. I always hate it when somebody asks me if I’d go to such-and-such a place and get the whatever right there beside the who-knows-what, oh it’s right there, you’ll find it. Sure.

I went in to get some groceries at Walmart this morning, and Jewel gave me a list of some things she wanted. I got everything but the Cool Whip, and I thought I must have missed it. So I went clear way back to the rear of the store looking for the dumb stuff. I found a friendly associate who told me it was in aisle 1. Great.

I went clear back up front to where I was and found it, sure enough. Literally two feet from where I had just gotten some frozen fruit.