. . .but I couldn’t help it. You know how many women love to be matchmakers? Well my wife is certainly no exception to that.

Just before we started singing a song in church last Sunday, she looked at the youth sitting ahead of us and whispered to me, “‘Fred’ and ‘Ethel’ should get together! No wait, they’re cousins.”

I missed out on the entire first verse of Guide Me O Thou Great Jehovah.