The Indiana-PO-liss Young Equines have put their Super Bowl trophy on tour so that Hoosiers far and wide can experience the incomparable thrill of touching this present day literal idol, their trophy. I was listening to my favorite local radio station (WOWO) the other day, and it was pretty funny. They had some of their broadcasters at the event, interviewing people who came to touch the trophy.

People ranted and raved about how special this was, how much it meant, how wonderful everything was, on and on. The creme de la creme, however, was the sobbing woman.

Even the broadcasters couldn’t believe it. They said, “You’re crying! Why are you crying?” She replied, “Oh, I know, I just can’t help it! It’s so special, etc., sob sob sob!”

Unbelievable. Are that many people’s lives really so shallow?!