Personal16 Jan 2006 03:38 pm
I forgot to post this.
A few weeks ago I went to the dentist. I was feeling fairly decent (2 Valium and 2 Halcion, still not enough), at least until I sat down in the chair. No matter how woozy I am, as soon as I sit down in that abominable chair I’m wide awake. Completely alert for all the shots.
Eventually I must have drifted off, because I came to hearing the assistant say “Open. Open. Open!” with increasing firmness. I thought, what in the world, and forced my gaping orifice ever wider.
When they were done I asked her, what was that all about?
She replied matter-of-factly, “Oh, you bit me.”
Ha ha ha!! Oops!
I told her I was sorry.
4 Responses
January 16th, 2006 at 6:15 pm
Haha! I was at the dentist today. It was perfectly enjoyable except that they gave me Novocaine, or whatever. I wish they’d just do their drilling and concrete pouring without numbing me. Numbing is sooo irritating…
January 16th, 2006 at 6:36 pm
That’s hilarious.
You sure take a lot of trips to the dentist. Does it have anything to do with getting more Valium and Halcion? Just a thought!
-Kaitlyn
January 16th, 2006 at 9:06 pm
Delivering lectures in world history are so much fun with a mouth half-numb with Novocaine.
January 17th, 2006 at 3:38 pm
Sounds like your subconscious mind kicked in there–if you’ve got something against the dentist you should just tell her! :-)