I forgot to post this.

A few weeks ago I went to the dentist. I was feeling fairly decent (2 Valium and 2 Halcion, still not enough), at least until I sat down in the chair. No matter how woozy I am, as soon as I sit down in that abominable chair I’m wide awake. Completely alert for all the shots.

Eventually I must have drifted off, because I came to hearing the assistant say “Open. Open. Open!” with increasing firmness. I thought, what in the world, and forced my gaping orifice ever wider.

When they were done I asked her, what was that all about?

She replied matter-of-factly, “Oh, you bit me.”

Ha ha ha!! Oops!

I told her I was sorry.