Wedding invitations are ferociously expensive. I should know! I dropped well over 2 c-notes on stamps alone.

Being the generous and benevolent guy that I am, I generously and benevolently put a stamp on each invitation reply card envelope. I hoped this would melt the hearts of the recipients, and they would be more likely to go to the incredible work of returning the reply card.

Ha! Sometimes I can be really naive.

Today I sat down and figured out how much money I had invested in stamps for reply cards that have not yet been returned. So far the total is just over $61.

Get those cards in the mail people!!! I can’t afford to spend $61 on your laziness!

What, me? Have I ever not returned a wedding invitation reply card? Uh, well, um, wait a minute now, er, but I’ve changed!! I’m a different man than I was then!