Currently listening to arranging genius David Maddux and his “solo” a cappella men’s chorus album, “Eventide.”

So what comes in my inbox today but a couple of eBay phishing emails regretting to inform me that my eBay account could be suspended. More typos, run-on sentences, confused singular/plural, and sentence fragments.

Then I also receive an official email from Juno warning me about phishermen. To quote, “Be on the lookout for poor grammar or typographical errors.” Ok, thank you, I will.

The challenge: Somebody find me a phishing email with no typos or grammatical errors/misspellings. Thank you.